Corrupt A Wish

Granted! YOU FINALLY OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES AND HAVE YOUR LIFE BACK!

Except you get stabbed by a hobo and die after 30 seconds.

I wish to crush someone's dreams.

Ah well phrased. But you end up with a tumor in your head and go braindead for your entire lifespan.

I wish you would realize you're never going to live without allergies. xD

Granted! But you still get a TUMOR, because its a MALIGNANT GROWTH and not a disease.

I wish that all wishes went right.

Granted. But you suffocate on air. Not a negative effect, just a lack of substance needed for continued survival.

I wish to uncorrupt that wish.

Granted! But I go back in time and set your mom up with Jon Stewart and you're never born in the first place.

I wish for a better day ;_;

GRANTED! Buuuut the 'better day' is a very malicious crazy man's idea of a 'better day' u.u

I wish for an endless supply of cheesy popcorn that never goes stale, doesn't have kernels that get stuck in your teeth or gums and is always the right temperature and that only I can access!

Granted! But you are trapped in solid bedrock and must stay there till you run out of your natural and unnatural lifespan.

I wish you realized that you will never live with allergies unless you can outwish...


THE MASTAH!

Granted, but you're stuck in a cage for eternity, able to move but not go anywhere.

I wish you to not outwish the wish of a master of wishes.

Granted, but moving by such a method is termed walking and you're still trapped.

I wish that all wishes became corrupted, thus terminating that wish and starting this entire thread! Bwahahah!

Granted. But it has been on a abandoned house floor for 25 years

I wish for a bear umbra that can fly.

Granted. But the bear is that of russia in the communist era and you get shot down as the berlin wall crumbles.

I wish to bask in the fact that lee has given up!

Granted. Although a orca eat you so you can't celebrate.

I wish to be young again x.x

Granted. But you're perpetually 2 months old for eternity.

granted then it simply turns to dust the moment you touch it..sorry but this is corrupt a wish not wish for something without harm. lol good try.

i wish for a perfect cheese sandwhich

granted then it turns around and attacks you

i wish for a sunny day