Corrupt A Wish

Granted, you receive the perfect sandwich in all its awe and glory. But as you are about to take the first bite a hobo places his hand on it asking if you are done with it and walks away eating your perfect sandwich.

I wish that I could be president :)

Granted. You are the president of uraguay; the poorest president in the world with an average salary of 14k a year

I wish I could master kendo

Granted. You are give the greatest looking bread sandwich known to man. As you eat it all you realise something.... There was nothing in this sandwich apart from bread... in fact there was nothing in between the two bread slices at all apart from air!

I wish i had X ray vision

Granted, but the x-rays cause your eyes to disintegrate.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of chips.

Granted but then its far too late due to the fact that you forgot your stomach isn't bottomless an you die of over eating.

I wish i had the ability to teleport anywhere in the world without any possible drawbacks that would cause side effects or kill or otherwise bring damage to my mind,body, or internal organs.

Granted But you teleport into the wrong hotsprings one day and you are arrested for lechery
I wish to be myself

Granted, but in order to be yourself, you have to face your shadow self (Persona Reference)
I wish, for an infinite number of YuGiOh Cards

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Granted but they are the same copy of one card
I wish for a wish

granted. It spawns before you, perfectly safe and everything you could ever dream of... But drops from spawn into a dumpster. You can fish it out... I mean.... 5 second rule, right?

I wish I could have the life of my Sim with the same amount of income, home, happiness upgrades, skills, and powers. It be in real life, with it being legal and unquestioned. Even the no aging setting.