Corrupt A Wish

Granted! But He dies the day after.

I wish for a divine power.

Granted. You have the divine power of changing the weather, but you cause so many catastrophes that a mob soon kills you after.

I wish for.... Kyuubey to answer my next wish.

(HA! XD)

-Gives you hundreds of male deer-

I wish for this post to not be spelled right!

Granted. The number of bottles internationally is capped at 12. Millions die for a taste of the last coca cola.

I wish to be epic.

Granted. Have My Little Pony 4chan edition.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. Sadly, you didn't say *when*, so you have to wait till the next plot!

I wish for my own zanpaktou in real life~!

Granted. Its the size of a lint ball though.

I wish for ETERNITY!

Granted! But its a gold chocolate coin and you become allergic.

I wish for WAR!

Granted! Instead, you die from the things that once only made you allergic.

I wish for a one piece fruit that lets me turn into a shark!

Granted, however you only live for two seconds before dying again.

I wish that this wish is uncorruptable.

Granted! But you become a zombie and live the rest of your life as a brain trapped in a jar. No body to be allergic with!

I wish for you to wish what I want to wish for.

GRANTED! except you're now a jar of brain and some organs. You know, Invader zim, dark harvest style?

I wish for your wish to go right.

Granted! Except being "gotten right" is only a state of one's mind and the wish granters sense of getting it right is to unfortunately screw it up entirely.

I wish for infinite incorruptible wishes

Granted. But they're premade wishes for nude bathing in a retirement home for the rest of your life.

I wish for a site that makes amvs based off my thoughts xD