Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but he has contracted an unknown disease that causes him to grow thumbs instead of hair.

I wish for a banana suit.

attacked by king kong
I wish for world destruction... let anarchy reign

Granted, the ultimate anarchy ensues, but is quickly quelched by the occultic religious following of the Followers of the "Best Imaginary Friend Ever"

I wish for a glass of water, that I shall not drink.

Granted an you soon die of dehydration due to not drinking the glass of water.

I wish i could speak every known human language on earth

Granted you speak but lose comprehension you die of saying a wrong phrase and being Shot.
I wish my stat were approved

Granted and then you get banned for asking all late when hardly anyone is around.

I wish all alcohol was banned from united states for one full year to watch all those alcoholics go bananas craving for it.

Granted but you are killed for a bottle of rubbing alcohol when your doing first aid
I wish for no church gossip

Granted but you will get taken off a beach by a shark and ate alive.
I wish for a plane.

Ally, he asked for a fish, not to be one~

granted: a small toy plane, just for you!

I wish to have a well trained pet wolf

Granted, but he kills you anyway because wild animals cannot be domesticated.

I wish I had newer, functioning headphones.

Granted. You've been immortalized in history books as the cruelest person in all of humanity.

I wish I had a neat-o hourglass.

Granted welcome to the Ghetto You get a wish meat sandwhich. unfortunatly its dipped in poison too
I wish to be a Demon

granted but your allergic to it
i wish to be a demon not made of waste

Granted, but when you put it near your mouth it vanishes into thin air.

I wish I had a really hot magic genie.

Granted. it is so hot that you cause global warming.

I wish had an excellent singing voice

Granted, but your body can't convert that sandwich into energy, thus letting it sit in your stomach forever.

I wish I could drink alcohol and get high instead of drunk.

Granted but then you slowly lose your sight,hearing an touch because it was too good to be true.

I wish i could conjure up endless supply of money to be spent without any problems leading to it backfiring on me. Thus all my bills and depths are paid on time with no issues what so ever.

Granted, but a nuclear holocaust ends the world as we know it and the main form of currency changes to box tops.

I wish for an endless supply of uncorruptable wishes. ;)