Breaking News: Beauty Anarchy!

I'm here today with our local mayor, Kami-san. In a shocking twist, the big man up there has outlawed all local and pharmaceutical beauty treatments following the shocking revelation that spikiness of hair in the 11th division is technically Rigor Mortis, and as such Michael's regiment has now been quaranteened for fear that such a hair raising development in anime roleplay... could be coming your way.

Local Expert Rioshi claims that it would have been overlooked by simply placing bells in Michael's freakishly styled hair and carrying a little child on one's shoulder, surprisingly! Sadly, sources claim that Mickas has reportedly been banned from the Mifune Institute of Chocolate and children cry when they see his face. As a result, the divisions have no choice but to ban the use of beauty treatments in public.

Following the initial tarnishing of facial and hair care products flying off the shelves moments before Kami's decision, our reporters came to a scene of complete chaos. Claire, cackling her head off introduced us to the proper affairs of things while a brown haired Lee Takamoto was seen sopping as he clutched a paper bag over his face. Opposite of him lay Sickpure, who mercilessly poked Shinko into moral indecision over a proper alternative to three hundred yen shampoo products.

The Nation of Seireitei had indeed fallen, into chaos.

Ironically, there may be hope on the distant horizon! While Aki sported her stylishly 70's wig at the local press conference, the 3rd and 7th divisions banded together and approached the glorious center of inventive ingenuity known as the 12th for an inventive solution. After having bribed with half of hueco mundo, a night out at the expensive sushi place downtown, and the Minamoto clan, Rioshi accepted.

Four days later, Rioshi held a monopoly on paper bags and Lee Takamoto made a killing on the international markets...

Why I sold my firstborn to Rioshi:
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Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! by Mickas:
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Groovy baby! by Aki
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"Manny the Man Eating Hollow now Manicurist?!"
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Oooh, looks like i didnt make news headlines this time arround, or did i ever?

*smokes a cigar* im not headline material haha.

Nope. Only Claire, selling me the Minamoto clan...eh, s'all good.

ugh she did? sneaky bich did it in my sleep >.<

... groovy baby ......?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lol wait what... Did you just call me ugly?!? D;

@Aki: There is a part of you, deep down, that wants to be austin powers. -nods sagely- The people have a right to know!

@Mickas: No, I stated you had a too close affinity for small children and the eleventh division's hair is a product of a hair-raising rigor mortis.

Thank you for your inquiries with the BDPress Department. Have a wonderful day!

yes I just want to do it all day and have a hairy chest ... and be a brit... sounds so fantastic.

What's so great about being British??? o.O

@ Aki: Sounds like purgatory to me.

@ Mickas: Fairly certain Aki is using the secret art of 'Sarcasm!'

if its purgatory. Then its okay with me.

Spoiler:

sorry /notsorry

Just for that aki, if there's another story you want me to run, BD Press is at'cher service. Spectacular artistry, though Manny... reminds me of a digimon xD

run the acid rain in my division will flood the 12th.

LOL i didn't know who manny was so....

Bah, I already can make the rain scream and run away with the power of logic <3