Just something that went through inside my head, i like making up people in my head.
Boy:
"So what is your friends like?"
Girl:
"Horrible lesbian racists, you'll hate them."
---
and on, pattern remains the same.
"Sounds more like clones of you"
"Im not a racist! Definitely not gay"
"AHA! Your lying!"
"noonooo, okay, just dont give me the death noogie now would you?"
"So, why does it sound like you hate them?"
"I dont, its just... Its complicated."
"Ahh, yes, everything about being a girl is complicated. Dont worry, us boys were programmed to somehow understand that part of you."
"AH!, mean much! It's just really hard to explain"
"Yeah, but when you do explain it, you can write an entire book about it, and that's just one topic"
"AHH! rude"
*punches his shoulder*
*boy laughs and puts his arm around her*
"It's not like im talking about you hun, but its true"
*pulls her self out from the arm death lock*
"Its cause of guys like you that we write books like those"
*mopes*
"Ahh im sorry, i didnt mean it like that, anyway, so are you telling me about them or what?"
"Why are you asking anyway?"
"Well, i will meet them someday will I? Its better to know something about them than... Well nothing at all.
Can you imagine how our conversation will go on if ever we meet.
'Oh hey, im ------ I've never heard about you'"
*girl laughs*
"You goof, that really made me laugh"
"See what i mean? So tell me, or ill give yah a death noogie"
"No, i'll never tell you anything."
"Could it be that your a martian, and they're all green with one eye and stuff?"
*girl laughs then hugs him.
"No, im from venus, were venians or whatever, were superior to martians... martian"
*kisses him*
"Doesn't make me love you any less my princess"
*girl runs to the blooming sakura trees and waves for him to come closer*
-to be continued
Boy:
"So what is your friends like?"
Girl:
"Horrible lesbian racists, you'll hate them."
---
and on, pattern remains the same.
"Sounds more like clones of you"
"Im not a racist! Definitely not gay"
"AHA! Your lying!"
"noonooo, okay, just dont give me the death noogie now would you?"
"So, why does it sound like you hate them?"
"I dont, its just... Its complicated."
"Ahh, yes, everything about being a girl is complicated. Dont worry, us boys were programmed to somehow understand that part of you."
"AH!, mean much! It's just really hard to explain"
"Yeah, but when you do explain it, you can write an entire book about it, and that's just one topic"
"AHH! rude"
*punches his shoulder*
*boy laughs and puts his arm around her*
"It's not like im talking about you hun, but its true"
*pulls her self out from the arm death lock*
"Its cause of guys like you that we write books like those"
*mopes*
"Ahh im sorry, i didnt mean it like that, anyway, so are you telling me about them or what?"
"Why are you asking anyway?"
"Well, i will meet them someday will I? Its better to know something about them than... Well nothing at all.
Can you imagine how our conversation will go on if ever we meet.
'Oh hey, im ------ I've never heard about you'"
*girl laughs*
"You goof, that really made me laugh"
"See what i mean? So tell me, or ill give yah a death noogie"
"No, i'll never tell you anything."
"Could it be that your a martian, and they're all green with one eye and stuff?"
*girl laughs then hugs him.
"No, im from venus, were venians or whatever, were superior to martians... martian"
*kisses him*
"Doesn't make me love you any less my princess"
*girl runs to the blooming sakura trees and waves for him to come closer*
-to be continued
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