Yeah, that sucked, but whatever. Well, let's start with a short narrative by me...
It was a nice sunny afternoon. All was calm, and quiet. This was the kind of day when people simply... lived out their lives. Then, off on the horizon, a single jeep rode through the desert, stopping suddenly, as another car drove on the opposite lane, parking parallel to the jeep. A man walked out through each car. Out of no where, they drew swords, and began fighting. Breaking the silence were the clash of blades, echoing through the dry and empty desert. Then, a shot was fired. Blood dripped onto the ground, boiling quickly as it touched the asphalt. Out of the blood, sprung a plant, and through the blossom, a boy...
Alright, now that we know hwhere I came from, let's talk about myself for a bit, because I'm conceited and like talking about myself. Shut up. I was born in Canterlot, a guildless sector of the city-plane of Ravnica, where my parents were Chuck Norris and Macgyver. I grew up riding horses, fighting ninjas, and dancing the haka with cyborg pirates from hell.
Now spot the lie.
It was a nice sunny afternoon. All was calm, and quiet. This was the kind of day when people simply... lived out their lives. Then, off on the horizon, a single jeep rode through the desert, stopping suddenly, as another car drove on the opposite lane, parking parallel to the jeep. A man walked out through each car. Out of no where, they drew swords, and began fighting. Breaking the silence were the clash of blades, echoing through the dry and empty desert. Then, a shot was fired. Blood dripped onto the ground, boiling quickly as it touched the asphalt. Out of the blood, sprung a plant, and through the blossom, a boy...
Alright, now that we know hwhere I came from, let's talk about myself for a bit, because I'm conceited and like talking about myself. Shut up. I was born in Canterlot, a guildless sector of the city-plane of Ravnica, where my parents were Chuck Norris and Macgyver. I grew up riding horses, fighting ninjas, and dancing the haka with cyborg pirates from hell.
Now spot the lie.
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