I AM Shinigami warrior of god
Basic Information:
Human Name: Unknown
Shinigami Name: Saito Shibata
Gender: Male
Age: 422
Division: 8th
Rank: 5th seat
Residence: 34 district Rukongai
Your Legacy:
Character Story: Saito was a journalist in life. He was a very conservative man, who did little other than follow his work driven path through life, almost as if he were a zombie. When he was young, most kids wanted to be firemen, policemen, some even wanted to be investment bankers. Saito had other ideas. At first he wanted to be a knight, like don quixote, but once that dream fell through, as his eyesight was bad, he decided instead to be a dancer. once he realized that he had a clubbed left foot, he choose then to write. I suppose the 3rd time is the charm.
Saito didn't die by the typical means that most shinigami met there end. In fact he died on his 23rd birthday while sampling fruits at a local diner. No the fruits didn't kill him, it was the aneurysm. But the fruit was bad.
Your Zanpakuto:
Zanpakuto Name: Crimson avenger
Sealed Appearance: It is actually uniquely hidden in the form of a pen when sealed, thus giving him the advantage of a surprise, as well as difficulty in remembering which one is his zanpakuto.
Zanpakuto Spirit Description:
Saito's zanpakuto spirit is actually the spirit of glenn beck. This is actually not very useful, but it does give him an interesting conversation piece at the shinigami christmas parties. the downside to it is that, since well, it is glenn beck, the stupid blade will not shut up for ten minutes even at night, and it's constantly yelling.
Shikai
Shikai Release Phrase: Glenn Beck's cry is mightier than the sword
Released Appearance: a full blown life size image of glenn beck.
Other Changes: what? is that not enough? it goes from a pen to a person.
Abilities
Name: Rebel Yell
State: shikai
Terms of Usage: Once released by command, glenn beck is replaced by rush Limbaugh, who in a fit of maddened delirium lashes out a liberal hollows for their wasteful spending, big governement, and oversized bailout plans. Eventually, the hollows will just kill themselves, rather than listening to this lunatic berate them.
Downside: Can easily be blocked with the use of painkillers.
Abilities
Name: Voice of the angels
State: shikai
Terms of Usage: This one has a slightly different affect than the previous attack. with the release of this command, the skies open up and sun shines down on the earth, as through the light, slowly the savior to all right wing nut obs, descends to the earth; Bill O'Riely. Unlike the previous attack, Bill does not have to do anything, as the mere sight of his majesty instantly freezes all those dirty hollows right in their tracks. His radiating light vanquishes the darkness of non conservative thinking.
Downside: Can be easily confused by defending with such arcane and foreign concepts as "Logical" and "rational Abstract thought"
Basic Information:
Human Name: Unknown
Shinigami Name: Saito Shibata
Gender: Male
Age: 422
Division: 8th
Rank: 5th seat
Residence: 34 district Rukongai
Your Legacy:
Character Story: Saito was a journalist in life. He was a very conservative man, who did little other than follow his work driven path through life, almost as if he were a zombie. When he was young, most kids wanted to be firemen, policemen, some even wanted to be investment bankers. Saito had other ideas. At first he wanted to be a knight, like don quixote, but once that dream fell through, as his eyesight was bad, he decided instead to be a dancer. once he realized that he had a clubbed left foot, he choose then to write. I suppose the 3rd time is the charm.
Saito didn't die by the typical means that most shinigami met there end. In fact he died on his 23rd birthday while sampling fruits at a local diner. No the fruits didn't kill him, it was the aneurysm. But the fruit was bad.
Your Zanpakuto:
Zanpakuto Name: Crimson avenger
Sealed Appearance: It is actually uniquely hidden in the form of a pen when sealed, thus giving him the advantage of a surprise, as well as difficulty in remembering which one is his zanpakuto.
Zanpakuto Spirit Description:
Saito's zanpakuto spirit is actually the spirit of glenn beck. This is actually not very useful, but it does give him an interesting conversation piece at the shinigami christmas parties. the downside to it is that, since well, it is glenn beck, the stupid blade will not shut up for ten minutes even at night, and it's constantly yelling.
Shikai
Shikai Release Phrase: Glenn Beck's cry is mightier than the sword
Released Appearance: a full blown life size image of glenn beck.
Other Changes: what? is that not enough? it goes from a pen to a person.
Abilities
Name: Rebel Yell
State: shikai
Terms of Usage: Once released by command, glenn beck is replaced by rush Limbaugh, who in a fit of maddened delirium lashes out a liberal hollows for their wasteful spending, big governement, and oversized bailout plans. Eventually, the hollows will just kill themselves, rather than listening to this lunatic berate them.
Downside: Can easily be blocked with the use of painkillers.
Abilities
Name: Voice of the angels
State: shikai
Terms of Usage: This one has a slightly different affect than the previous attack. with the release of this command, the skies open up and sun shines down on the earth, as through the light, slowly the savior to all right wing nut obs, descends to the earth; Bill O'Riely. Unlike the previous attack, Bill does not have to do anything, as the mere sight of his majesty instantly freezes all those dirty hollows right in their tracks. His radiating light vanquishes the darkness of non conservative thinking.
Downside: Can be easily confused by defending with such arcane and foreign concepts as "Logical" and "rational Abstract thought"
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