What if you met your character? O.o

Okay, what if you were walking down the street, and your character on this site walked up and said hello. Ignore the fact that theyre spirits whose reiatsu might kill you. How would you respond?

I would be like, OMIGOD, ITS ROAN!

Then he'd be like. 'Youre the guy who makes me seem like a crazy idiot to these people?'

Me: Yes.

Roan: *Kills me, then walks away*

Yeah...thats what would happen, Im sure...T_T

Me: ..... *walks away like Kiyen wasn't there

Kiyen: Don't I warrant a hello?

Me: *still walking,but soon starts pacing*

Kiyen: *Shunpo to get in front* SAY SOMETHING

Me: falls out from shock

Yeah, now that I think about it, Id probably pass out form shock too.

Id be like 'HOWD YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!'

If i meet Ruru, she would fish slap me one cheek, then kiss me on the other.

I would like wear my WTF face as she leaves me speechless. That's just how it is..

Lee: Hello there.
Me: .....hi?
Lee: Is that it?
Me: Is what it?
Lee: I can kill you in, in every bit of the sentence, before you can blink.
Me: Well then, I know I'll die quick and there really isn't much I can do about that now is there?
Lee: ...touche'
Me: Added, I am just awesome so to kill me would be to kill every and anything that is awesome...yourself included. Do you really want to test that?
Lee: Don't temp me.
Me: Okay, I know when to not push my luck.
Lee: So what now?
Me: Well, if you can show me some nice tricks, I'm sure we'll get along wonderfully.
Lee: Oh? Are you smart?
Me: I can convince someone that gravity is because of molemen if I really wanted too.
Lee: Well, I can use you then.
Me: lemons straight.

Ashe: Hello! How're you doing today?
Me: .....Fine.
Ashe: Aw, that seems a bit boring. :( How bout I play with you to help make your day better!
Me: ....No thanks.
Ashe: D: Awww... *looks at computer and pale skin, horrible vision (glasses) and no friends about* ....You need to get out more...
Me: STFU or I'll delete you with my author powers!
Ashe: D8> Okay! *turns invisible an runs away*
Me: /goes back to computer

...Well, its nice to know Im not the only crazy person here...no offense...I think Ill throw in another hypothetical conversation between me and Roan.

Roan: What are you doing?
Me: Writing a book...*continues writing*
Roan: Whats it about?
Me: *shrugs* Random stuff...
Roan: Can I take a look at it?
Me: Sure. *Hands over book*
Roan: *Reads it, hands it back, backs away slowly*...Dude...you...are...messed...up...

I think I would be surprise to see Haruka chan. But I'm shure I would have fun with her! :U Hum, this is what it would probably happen.

Haruka: Hello! *Glomps me*
Me: *Stare* Are you real? *poke's her*
Haruka: Yup! 8D Can't you see?
Me: I see... *Akward silence*
Haruka: Now what?
Me: LEST GO TO A YAOI SHOP!!
Haruka: YAY!!

And we'd probably get along and have lost of fun. Unless if I made her mad... She'd kill me. ^_^

Then of course, Roan would be like this:

Roan: You know, I think I should have a say as to who I marry.
Me: *Shows him Haruka on BD* Are you okay with it now?
Roan: *First freaked out by the concept of the internet, then interested, then shoves me off the computer* Mine >:U
Me: Dangit...T_T *Goes to bed, wakes up next morning, Roan never got off comp*
Me: Dude, as your creator, I feel the need to say thats not healthy.
Roan: Shut up...Ive almost beaten this video game.
Me: ...You just ordered a microwave off of Amazon...
Roan: I WON!