Kiss Or Kill the above user

*Gives a shoujo wink and kills you with your own hopelessly crazed fangirls with a yawn*

Sending fangirls at me never works well, tbh. Hell, I remember when somebody threw naruto at my face and I had him turn into naruko just to kill the guy xD

*kills you with an ocean of...fanboys*
Yes, I have them and you are unprepared and caught off guard!

Oh dear god...

*counters with Rioshi's official fanclub on bebo before sending a yaoi convention after you.

FATALITY!*

Ha, says you!
*cross-counter's with Takamoto Fanclub and pours more fanboys into the ocean of death onto you*
Animality!

*Counters with his evil exes, scott pilgrim style!*

GRAWR!

*shoots yaoi Archers at you*

Hahahahaha, such things do not work on me!
*backhands evil ex's back to dog pile onto you with the yaoi lovers*

*Uses Negación to become invulnerable and turns them all into arrancar to eat you.

Assuming you had a heart to eat, anyways. Or a soul. Man, just go tear him to shreads*

Hmmmm, I see what you did there
*releases Shikai to kick back the heads of all the now turned arrancar*

*kisses you cuz you're awesome ofc*

*kisses*
THE FIRST ONE EVER AND THE ONLY PERSON TO GET IT, IT SEEMS!

80 I feel awesome
*kisses cuz I gota kiss back*

*kisses forehead*
Because I am in a wonderful mood!

Awwww Its so cute between you two, so I'm only gonna *halfkill* xD

*kills your leg*
Because killing you completely just wouldn't be right

*Puts on a pirate leg and grins* Aizen-pirate-machine! Kills with AWESOMENESS!

Oh, bad move yo
*counters with True Awesomeness and kills*
*_*

Hey, Im not the one who got killed by the female king of england.

*kills with SHAME!*

So your a female, I knew there was something amiss~
*Kills with Superiority*

*Kills with Irritance and a picture of fate stay night until you figure it out* -.-'

*kills you with thousands of flying swords*
going back to the old and truest ways of killing

*Kills you with excalibur*

No, not that one. This one.

Oh, but I'm not the one that has to listen to it.
You freed it, its your problem
*kills you with your OWN Excalibur*

/watches the melee and laughs
*kisses the victor's cheek*

*kisses with the lips of a champion*
because she knows whom the victor is!

*Watches you drink from the grail, before realizing NO, its not saber's grail, its the grail from indiana jones!*

*watches you wither up in old age as the girl kissing you screams and has a decaying corpse tongue slither into her mouth before turning to ash*