Corrupt A Wish

Granted. It runs better. But you fall so sick you can't ever use your "better" computer ever again!

lol.

I wish for a wishing star!

granteed it falls on you crushing every bone in your body

i wish juju got better from being crushed by a star ^^

Granted. But she kills you once she gets better for cursing her!

I wish Dio would add us on facebook..

granted but he wont untill he remembers his password for it.

i wish i had more active people on my site...

Granted. But they all hate YOU.

LOL.

I wish dio would just remember his password already!

lol granted but his computer finally dies

i wish i knew why it wasnt letting me log in to facebook...

Granted. You are logged in and have added BD. BUT, now Juju will pester you FOREVER! MWAHAHA!

lol.

I wish you would play the facebook games and try to beat me in them XD

granted but you get pwned by me at those games :D

i wish i knew what you were talking about XD

granted but people already talking about different topics now.

i wish i can beat ruru in this week's game of the week.

granted but then she hires a hitman to assassinate you

i wish i was getting more money

Granted, but you spend all your money in a second.

*I wish I don't have to work*

granted but you end up with no money
(im fine with spending it in one go i know what i would spend it on*kicks his computer and it bursts into flames*)

i wish that the bashings in my town would stop, they are getting out of hand...

Granted, but you won't get the chance to see that because you are now offically dead.

I wish there is 48 hours in one day so I have more time to finish my project. T.T

granted but you die soon of sleep depravation

i wish i had more sleep

granted but you will sleep forever until a handsome prince will come and kiss you. hahahaha.....

i wish i have work.

granted but you have a grotesque space monkey picking at its butt following you all day

hehe i wish i owned a chimp ^^

granted but you have a grotesque chimp picking at its butt following you and irritates all day too... haha...

i wish i'll be rich!

granted but to do so you must watch a grotesque chimp picking at its butt all day stright with no toilet breaks ^^

i wish we could both be rich with no ill effects

Granted. You are both rich with no ill effects. But, Juju decides to rob you both XD

I wish I can rob ivan & dio of all their money and not get caught or have any repercussions.

granted but you must in turn marry one who when they divorse you takes half the money anyway

i wish i had something interesting to do

*glares at dio*

How could you force me to marry one of you?

LOL.

Granted. You have something interesting to do. We are married! And now, we are gonna have a divorce. The settlement of all the properties and money to be split are to be settled by a game of rock scissors paper. I won. Now you have to find a new place to live XD

I wish Dio won't ever touch my money or even think about taking my money. And no one else on this forum would do so as well XD

granted but Dio changes his name and you end up on his forum so eventually Dio (under a new name) takes your money

i wish i was as rich as juju

Granted. But that was because JuJu spent all her money and is now broke. Now, you are broke along with her XD

I wish Dio would stop drooling all over my BD Cash..

granted he takes it instead

*i wish juju would stop talking about money XD

Granted. She starts talking about Cash instead.

I wish Dio would give me back that BD Cash he THOUGHT he managed to steal..