Ruru's Retirement Home (for 1st Division retiree's)

seraphim wrote:@.@

-eats a banana while being kidnapped-

i wonder how long it will take till we reach our destination, if we werent kidnaped and all, we might hire reap as a horse or something ^^

-throws the banana peel-

oh hush ichi, you might hurt the family horse ^^

*grab a dager and throw it at reaper* give them back and mommy i am protceting the family like a good boy i am



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*gets hit in the face and dodges a dagger*

Hey, watch it, this shirt is a new one <_<

*looks at Hina*

SUPER HOT SECRET?!!!!! I LOVE SECRETS T_T You know what I like eeehhh >=D But for now, you can keep it a secret >=D

*starts running again*

Aye Ruru, check my right pocket, there's some more chocolate for you guys in there =D I do take care for the people I kidnap >=D

Just wait until we arrive, me hasss JACUZZI!

*laughs at Hina*

Not telling me anything ehh? Wait until you get the massage >=D

Being in trouble with me?! No way, never >=D Okay, maybe on other points XD

JACUZI!!!

WOO

-grabs the choco on reaps pocket-

YAYA, we should have a jacuzii, ney ichi, be careful there, with what you throw, you might ruin our hostage situation agenda thingy @.@

i'm excited

-bites on choco-

*runs towards a gigantic, dense and dark forest*

Okayyyy, this is the only dangerous part XD

wooo, dark forest, maybe we could go see ghosts here, or maybe ice cream dude is here, this is our chance momo ^^

It WILL be fun >=D

*runs away from the road, into the forest*

Teehee, I like this forest >=D

*he hears drums in the distance*

OH NO! THEY'RE HERE!

*panics*

Drumcircle ... HIPPIES! They ruin society, so we have to keep them away!

eh, why do we have to keep away, if they're doing crime, then they should be punished...

or experimented, hehehe

-drools-

really really?

ok, i should stun them then do experiments on thier... internal organs, next the brain, then the********

^^

MUWAHAHAHA!

@.@

waaa, why?

why you no watch it... its fun.. and T.T

-sulks in her corner of reaps arms-


eh, our family horse pwnz dont you say? ^^

*stops for a while, and shunpo's to the drumcircle*

*suddenly there's a lot of screaming and yelling, and reaper comes shunpoing back*

Here you go Hina ^-^ *pulls out some soft pillows*

And now, we have to run XD Hippies are chasing me with hippievans XD I stole their weedpillows XD

*grabs Ruru and Hina, and runs further into the forest*

ehhh, whadaheck is a weediepillow?

what kind of kidnapper are you letting us go like that?

neh, ebil hipivians XD

It's a pillow, stuffed with weed XD

*goes to the right and arrives at a big lake, surrounded with sakura trees*

I'm hungry <_<

i wanna banana, and oooh, pillloweeed @.@

-floats in cloud 9-

ZOMG 7 posts til 3,000 WEOOT!!

*puts his hostages down underneath a blooming sakura tree, next to the water*

"YAYYYY ^-^ Apples =D"

*sits down next to the 2 crazy girls*

*us hyper dash* i found u and i will hurt u again *throw 10,000 dagers* take this Reaper



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